you? would wake up at 9:00 am to hear this man lecture. at least, i hope you would.

"Some of you will have read this in highschool, which is good, because highschool is the heart of darkness" -Professor Michael Levenson, talking about our first reading assignment, Conrad's Heart of Darkness

"If we decided to get on motorbikes we could terrorize culpepper" -Professor Michael Levenson, referring to the 300 english majors sitting in lecture this morning